“The Overachieving Apocalypse”

Create a satire around an apocalypse where humanity is trying to one-up each other instead of surviving.

The prompt naturally gravitates toward a sardonic portrayal of mankind’s competitive nature even amidst catastrophe. What might they compete about – the best shelter, the most stylish radiation suit, the craziest apocalypse-themed party? The competitive streak of human beings can often seem absurd–especially in dire circumstances, presenting a satirical playground.