Inanimate Ramblings

Write from the perspective of a bored household object who entertains itself by developing elaborate gossip stories about the humans who live there.

Bringing inanimate objects to life can add an amusing twist to your writing. Is the toaster angsty because it’s only useful during breakfast hours? Does the sofa feel overwhelmed by people’s never-ending Netflix binges? This prompt is a playful way to personify everyday objects and imagine the comedic scenarios they might observe or fantasize about.