Food Fiasco Limerick

Describe an epic food fiasco in the form of a limerick.

Food might be a source of comfort, but it can also inspire amusing catastrophes. This prompt asks you to narrate your own culinary calamity or intervention in the quirky form of a limerick. From kitchen fires to cooked up monstrosities, feel free to exaggerate. It is, after all, in the spirit of limericks to play up the humour in the bleak. This prompt also offers an opportunity to reflect on our human follies and mishaps and how they make life so unpredictable and amusing.